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Cony/18/Potato/Chilean

I hope you didn't have great expectatives.

I'm a wannabe artist who loves Vaporeon way too much.

Pokémon, AoT, Space Dandy, Nintendo stuff, Ginga, Animal Crossing, weaboo stuff and opinions.

I have too much free time.

Tracked tag: britishstarr

thunder-twonk replied to your post: Have I told you that my spanish teache…

You have the greatest spanish teacher.

ONE DAY I ASKED HIM ABOUT SOMETHING I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AND HE SAW MY POKÉMON SHIRT AND THEN EXPLAINED IT WITH POKÉMON STUFF

HE’S SO SWEET HHHFDJKVFKLJGJL

I admire my teachers’ patience because if I were them I would’ve killed the entire school twice

Ur good men, sirs.

Have I told you that my spanish teacher is going to give me Pokémon figurines because he’s going to

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

Simple: You hella awesome

asfjvksgsag

I feel like this piano is trying to seduce me

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Casually marries 12 fictional characters at the same time

socialjusticeworriers:

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britishstarr reblogged your post and added:

I’ll just pray for it to be a troll

Yeah, you’d like that to be a troll post wouldn’t you?! No, you get your head out of the clouds and give up having hope for the future like the rest of us have goddamn you!

live in a reality where people actually think that way…

LET ME DREAM FFS

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"

"no fadda"

"what did u seh to me"

The kid looks so dramatic lol

drinkin that coffee like a boss

(imadeanattemptiswearidid)


I DIDN’T KNOW YOU’D DO IT OAMDKJVSKLJFLBLK ILU SO MUCH

I might be an asshole and make witty replies but that doesn’t mean I’m a cold hearted bitch 

In fact I’m the closest thing to a puppy you would find if you weren’t looking for a puppy

the-unpopular-opinions:

Being startled or offended by something is not the same as being triggered by it.

The simple fact that you are a male who enjoys feminine things (or vice versa) does not mean you are trans*.

Being tapped on the shoulder by an unfamiliar person is nowhere near on par with being raped or molested.

Just because you feel sad every now and again does not mean you have depression.

Being asked out by someone you are not attracted to is not sexual harassment. 

Someone is not automatically oppressing you just because they are not a member of a minority group.

Stop fucking trivializing real things so you can get asspats.