December 2011
296 posts
Anonymous asked: Yay you're on!!! That just about made my day. ;)
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:
hey
you know what i’m doing tonight for new year’s
….
NOTHING.
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OH GOD WHY IS EVERYBODY PMSING TODAY.
Anonymous asked: mspaintadventures
Could somebody kindly explain to me what the fuck is Homestuck.
My dad has a huge TV and I have a Guns N Roses DVD. I’m going to watch Axl’s sexyness on HD.
I just want a blonde cat to name him Axl. asgjkbgk.
dinosauriomutante asked: No pienses eso, tú eres la persona más genial que he conocido y conoceré en mi vida, de seguro tu pololo sabe muy bien lo maravillosa que eres :). Si hay algo en lo que pueda ayudarte, por favor, NECESITO animarte, no me gusta notarte triste, me partes el alma (y es en serio) :(. PD: Lo siento si no sirvo para nada, pero aún me cuesta mucho hablarte ._. .
I’m so fucking sad and I hate it.
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Gawd… I can’t see what my boyfriend finds attractive about me. I’m the LESS attractive girl in the fucking universe. Plus my personality is shit.
I couldn’t be anorexic. I love food way too much.
That awkward moment when you just hear the name “Paul McCartney” and get instantly horny.
Paul McCartney's hairy arms spam.
canttellanotefromasymphony:
wentintoadream:
Paul McCartney has very hairy arms. I find this attractive. So does nancyshevell. So does Nancy Shevell, probably. And maybe, after this spam, so will you.
Feel free to add more!
akghskaghdkshdkgh TOO MUCH SEXINESS IN ONE POST FOR ME TO HANDLE
I’m so horny right now.
shorturl:
remember when justin bieber got shot on csi
anderpson-pooper:
jimmypageswhitehair:
wearingraincoats:
The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source)
nice
Can you imagine when The Beach Boys play this live at a concert
and Paul’s there on the side with celery and a mic providing the celery part?
I’d pay to see that
^^^^^^
Sometimes I think I’m a really awful person.
j-a-n-i-s-j-o-p-l-i-n:
the most beautiful moment in life is when you finally meet with someone you met on the internet
The best part is when that someone becomes your boyfriend. I mean… I should shut up.
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Is it bad that I want to steal my cousin’s collection of Pink Floyd albums because I’m too poor to buy them myself?